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clever quotes for Whatsapp 2020, clever quotes for Facebook 2021 - joker english

clever quotes for Whatsapp 2020, clever quotes for Facebook 2021 - joker english

clever quotes for Whatsapp 2021, clever quotes for Facebook 2021 - joker english
clever quotes for Whatsapp, clever quotes for Facebook - joker english

clever quotes for Facebook 2021

-If you expect the world to be fair with you b'coz you are fair with them. It's like expecting a lion not to eat you b'coz you don't eat lion.
-Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
-Never trust a person with one only facebook picture.
-I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
-I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.
-I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.
-Lets learn to ignore selfish people just like the way we ignore Terms and conditions of any software.
-I feel like a Indiana Jones, b'coz you are the treasure I am looking for.
-God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so s3xy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well...we all make mistakes.
-The best nicknames are usually the ones people don’t know they have.
-Money can’t buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.
-Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
-Always try don't feel fail without try!
-Plese don’t talk to me, I get attached too easily.
-Sometimes no matter..! how much you want things to happen!, all you can do is wait...
-If they can’t do their part, they don’t deserve your heart.
-Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
-People are gonna hurt you, but its your decision who gets a second chance.
-We should love, Not fall in love...Because everything that falls, gets broken...
-?BUT is just a word you use when you’re afraid to try.
-I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
-Everybody is beautiful to somebody.
-No matter how full my wardrobe is, I never seem to find anything to wear.
-I am Not link to my self 'Special' I think I am 'Limited' Edition!
-Cheating is easy …. try something more challenging … like being faithful.
-Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn't see... and don't let your mouth speak what your heart doesn't feel.
-An empty web browsing history is a sure sign of pure guilt. ;)
-Ray says crazy is good, crazy is free, crazy is me..
-I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
-My first name and your last name, together make sound great!..
-When you miss someone, you keep checking their profile.
-Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.
-A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness and just stupid enough to admire it.

clever quotes for Whatsapp 2020

-I don’t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.
-You are gonna need therapy after you meet me..
-We will flip a coin to determine our future. Head, we will be together. Tail, we will flip again.
-If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
-The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever
-About 90% of the high scores in mobile games are made either in the toilet or in a lecture or while preparing for exams.
-Facebook: where stalking people is OK.
-Its not illegal unless you get caught.
-People who are closed mind always open their mouth!
-Don't talk to me Bcoz I was attached easily!
-Real relationship is that in which we fight love trust each other.!
-No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I’ll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.
-My life is like open book but I am not allowed to anyone to read it!
-The longest five minutes are the last five minutes of a lecture while the shortest five minutes are the last five minutes of an exam.
-FACEBOOK: the only book teens read these days.
-My Friend ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.
-Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.


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