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Best Status 2021 - joker english

Best Status 2021 - joker english


Best Status 2021 - joker english
Best Status - joker english

Best Status 2021 , english status for whatsapp and facebook & instagram

1-There’s three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way and the way I want it done.
2-When two people are meant for each other, no time is too long, no distance is too far, and no one can ever tear them apart.
3-There are two ways of being RICH. One is to have all you want. The other is to be satisfied with what you have.
4-Don't think of the things you did not get after praying. Think of the unlimited blessings God gave you without asking.
5-There are moments in my life that I’ll always remember, not b’coz they were important but because you were there.
6-One of the simplest ways to stay happy is … letting go of the things that makes you sad.
7-All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
8-People really should remember to engage their brain before they operate their mouth.
9-The best revenge is just moving on and getting over it. Don’t give someone the satisfaction of watching you suffer.
10-You want to come into my life, the door is open. You want to leave my life, the door is open. Just one request; don’t stand in front of the door, you are blocking traffic :)
11-“An average person, lies 10 times a day. And the most common lie is “I AM FINE”.
12-After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.
13-All men, even the most surly are influenced by affection.
14-Tried, Tested, and TRUE. And to think I thought DIFFERENT..
15-The secret of life is not to do what you like but to like what you do.
16-When I say I love you forever, Forever is the rest of my life
17-Everything happens for a reason, the hard part is finding the reason.
18-You can’t change other people, only your own expectations.
19-At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
20-One of the best feelings in the world is knowing your presence and absence both mean something to someone.
21-I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem ;-)
22-TIME decides who you meet in your life. Your HEART decides who you want in your life. BEHAVIOR decides who will stay in your life.
23-Sometimes the strongest people are the ones who love beyond all faults, cry behind closed doors, and fight battles that nobody knows.
24-There are some things that money just can’t buy. Like manners, morals and integrity.
25-Only the person who has faith in himself is able to be faithful to others.
26-What the heart gives away is never gone. It is kept in the hearts of others.
27-A tongue has no bones but it’s really strong enough to break a heart.
28-Sometimes I wish you would pay attention to my favorite songs, b’coz the lyrics say something I’m too afraid to say.
29-No matter how long we have traveled on the wrong road, we can always turn around.
30-Trouble is part of your life, and if you dont share it, you dont give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.
31-Sometimes second chance work out better than the first b’coz you already learned from your mistakes.
32-Never get tired of doing little things for others. Sometimes those little things occupy the biggest part of their hearts.
33-Everybody come to our world, to teach us about something we need. Just learn everything from them.
34-Sometimes we do everything right but still lose.
35-Never be ashamed of what you feel. You have the right to feel any emotion that you want, and to do what makes you happy.
36-Promises mean everything but after they are broken, sorry means nothing.
37-It takes years to build friendship, years more to build love and only seconds to throw it all away.
38-Create happiness in life by enjoying simple things in this complicated world.
39-“Single” and “Taken” are just titles. Your heart determines your true relationship status.
40-Always have a smile on your face. Never give anyone the satisfaction of seeing you down.
41-True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
42-Not knowing what to text back, but not wanting the conversation to end.
43-Some nights I burn in the fire of my own thoughts.
44-If you really love them, go for it because for every chance you throw away is another chance for them to be with someone else.
45-The best gift a guy can give his girlfriend: his time, his attention and his love.
46-The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.
47-The best revenge is happiness, b’coz nothing drives people more crazy then seeing someone actually having a good life.
48-I am done with tears. I am wiping my eyes. If he does not care then why the hell should I?
49-If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
50-Ideas are funny little things, they won’t work unless you do.
51-A girl who CRY, Is a girl who CARES :')
52-Honesty is a very expensive gift. Do not expect it from cheap people.
53-Love is not a matter of what happens in life. Its what’s happening in your heart.
54-Destiny is not a matter of chance. Its a matter of choice.
55-Wow, who knew life could be this amazing..
56-Hey YOU, Yes the one reading this. I just wanted to wish you good health and happiness and thank you for being a part of my life.
57-I have learned that just because two people argue, doesn’t mean they don’t love each other. And just because they don’t argue, it doesn’t mean they do love eachother.
58-Love is a form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other boys in the world.
59-I hate it when you are super excited for something and everything goes wrong.
60-Don't judge people.You never know what kind of battle they are fighting.
61-Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.
62-Ignorance is a characteristic amongst many, while wisdom is a virtue to few.
63-Take time for friends ….. They are the source of happiness.
64-Relationship Status: Your message was successfully sent... and ignored!
65-You cannot protect two things at the same time.. If you don’t make a decision, you will lose both..
66-Some times in life we have to change our attitude to push ourselves into future.
67-The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
68-A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and a friend like me. Well that’s a sign of good taste.
69-To get the best out of life, realize your past without regret, handle your present with confidence, prepare for the future without fear.
70-Anger is temporary madness.
71-My attitude is based on how you treat me!
72-I feel so far away from the one I wish to hold in my arms :(
73-4 things never come back in Life: spoken word, wasted time, past and neglected opportunity. So think twice and act nice.
74-Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.
75-Rules are not followed by me, i make themselves for ME!
76-To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
77-When nothing goes right! GO LEFT
78-Sometimes people try way so hard to sound clever on Facebook.
79-Love gives itself, it is not bought.
80-People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
81-You know whats the one thing we all do when we fall in love? We EXPECT. And it ruins everything.
82-Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
83-Your goal should be to help people. And if you can`t help them, then at least don`t hurt them.
84-Be nice to people on your way up b’coz you will meet them on your way down.
85-Life is like a coin. You can spend it however you wish….. But you only get to spend it once.
86-Don’t judge me by the mistakes I have made, but by what I’ve learned from them.
87-Every year I come to the realization that I was such an idiot just a few years ago.
88-God is really creative, I mean... just look at me!
89-Don’t let time sneak up on you. Enjoy every moment that you can.
90-No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.
91-Everyone deserves a 2nd chance, not for repeating mistake but for correcting …..
92-Attitude is like underwear Don't show it just wore it!
93-If you don't care, Stop talking about it!
94-I will wait till the day I can forget YOU or the day you realize you can’t forget Me.
95-I'll hit you so hard even GOOGLE was not able to find you.
96-The word “HATERS” begins with the word “HA” for a reason.
97-We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are.
98-A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
99-Be confident. You will never get anywhere if you don’t believe in yourself.
100-Sometimes even I’M afraid of the things my mind comes up with.
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